Stray dogs logic: They ignore you if you walk past them at normal speed. They bark at you if you walk past them too closely. They chase you to death (or rabies) if you run (or even jog at a slightly fast rate) past them.
The worst thing: There are a lot of them in my area and they seem to be multiplying.
I had a random thought and wrote this. People who don’t have animal control in their area can very easily relate to this. 😁