Relatable Post #3

One of the worst/boring things about school was the morning assembly.


John has three apples; he gives two to his friend. Calculate the volume of the sun.

Baffled? That’s how unrelated our vivas can be. They can ask you anything and mostly you’ll find yourself sitting speechless.

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Humans are Stupid

Humanity means the quality of being human. But do you know that it also means being stupid? Watch the amazing video by Gaurav to learn more… πŸ˜›

Gaurav Chaplot

The most stupid creature on the planet… a human!

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I Want To Ask. More.

My last post was about the questions that I would love to ask if people don’t start judging me πŸ˜›. My friend Nitin who blogs at NitinNairWrites, posted more questions that we would love to ask. I really liked the questions he came up with. You can read (and ask them to real people if you want to) by visiting his blog.

After all this, I was thinking what if all of you posted some sarcastic questions on situations that annoy you. Just ping me back and I would surely read your post.

Peace. ✌️

I Want to Ask

Many drivers in traffic honk so much, I think they believe that by honking the car in front of them will vanish into thin air. I want to ask them, “Are you a wizard or what?” It goes to the next level when I see somebody honking at a red signal. You can totally imagine that, can’t you?

Many people think that pressing the elevator button repeatedly will make it reach faster to your floor. To them I want to ask, “Are you a VIP or something?”

When I was on my adventure to buy a new smartphone, almost every shopkeeper persuaded me to buy an Android phone even when I insisted on buying a Windows one. To them I want to ask, “Why do you even keep Windows Phone stock in the first place? And who are you to persuade me? An Android ambassador? Were you sponsored by Google?”


Google Earth

Google Earth (or Street) gives us the opportunity to see the world without traveling anywhere but we end up finding (and seeing) just our own house.

Don’t we?

To YouTube

Dear YouTube,

I can deal with ads.
I can deal with buffer.
But when ads buffer,
I suffer. πŸ˜’



An excerpt of a conversation I heard during the lunch break. There were three friends talking amongst them:

Friend 1 (to friend 3): You were absent yesterday, you missed the action.
Friend 2 (to friend 3): Really? That means you didn’t come to college yesterday?

Redundancy at its height. *facepalm*

Stray Dogs’ Logic

Stray dogs logic: They ignore you if you walk past them at normal speed. They bark at you if you walk past them too closely. They chase you to death (or rabies) if you run (or even jog at a slightly fast rate) past them.

The worst thing: There are a lot of them in my area and they seem to be multiplying.

I had a random thought and wrote this. People who don’t have animal control in their area can very easily relate to this. 😁

Joke: That Fart

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas.
The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.
After a couple of songs, I started to feel better.
I finished my coffee, and noticed that everybody was staring at me. Then I suddenly remembered that I was listening to my iPod.